Orochimaru gave me the day off today, and since I’ve already had enough of looking at trees and frogs, I decided to come inside and write a blog post since it’s been a little while. I couldn’t think of anything to write about so I googled “writing prompts”and found a few that I think will… Continue reading I Called Him Oreo-Snake and He Got Mad At Me…
So here I am, trying to relax after a hot training session with Orochimaru, and in walks the yellow retard. I mean, I’m all sweaty and gross, I don’t want him to see me like this. I wasn’t ready for him to just barge in like that! Not like I care about what he thinks… Continue reading You’ll Never Guess
The world may never know. But either way, he’s actually a pretty cool guy. I mean, now that I’m here with him and all. If you’re thinking, “Sasuke, if you’re with Orochimaru, then how are you blogging right now?” You might just be an idiot. What do you think Orochimaru does with his spare time?… Continue reading Is He an Oreo or a Snake?
So you guys know how I always bash on Naruto, right? Yeah well… he’s not so bad sometimes. I’m actually not so sure why I always hate on him so much. I mean, yeah, he’s annoying as hell most of the time, but… underneath all that irritating yellow hair, he’s just a normal guy trying… Continue reading More About That Retarded Dandelion…
I can’t believe these idiots. But I bet Naruto can. Because he believes fucking everything. Anyway. It’s April 1st. You know what that means. All of the April Fool’s Day fuckery is about and it’s so… Ugh! It’s like, the amount of annoying everyone is in this goddamn village multiplied by over 9000. Ugh!! Okay I’m… Continue reading Hey Sasuke! Fuck you!
Seriously like this kid appears out of nowhere. Okay let me start from the beginning. So the Chunin Exams are coming up and I’m just sitting around up in this tree, right? Well I look down and see that idiot, Naruto, and a bunch of brats about to get beat up by some guy who… Continue reading Gaara? More Like Get Outta My Face.
Sometimes my buddy Goku helps me or gives me good ideas for these posts! “My good Fran goku” is gr8 A+++ Thanks buddy