You’ll Never Guess

So here I am, trying to relax after a hot training session with Orochimaru, and in walks the yellow retard. I mean, I’m all sweaty and gross, I don’t want him to see me like this. I wasn’t ready for him to just barge in like that! Not like I care about what he thinks… Continue reading You’ll Never Guess

More About That Retarded Dandelion…

So you guys know how I always bash on Naruto, right? Yeah well… he’s not so bad sometimes. I’m actually not so sure why I always hate on him so much. I mean, yeah, he’s annoying as hell most of the time, but… underneath all that irritating yellow hair, he’s just a normal guy trying… Continue reading More About That Retarded Dandelion…

Hey Sasuke! Fuck you!

I can’t believe these idiots. But I bet Naruto can. Because he believes fucking everything. Anyway. It’s April 1st. You know what that means. All of the April Fool’s Day fuckery is about and it’s so… Ugh! It’s like, the amount of annoying everyone is in this goddamn village multiplied┬áby over 9000. Ugh!! Okay I’m… Continue reading Hey Sasuke! Fuck you!

Naruto? More Like Naretarded Am I Right?

Like seriously. Just look at him. That’s a face only a mother could love… Oh wait. :I But really though, Naruto is a mess. He thinks he’s so great because he has some rodent demon inside him, how pathetic. God I just hate him so much. I don’t mean to sound like one of those… Continue reading Naruto? More Like Naretarded Am I Right?