You’ll Never Guess

So here I am, trying to relax after a hot training session with Orochimaru, and in walks the yellow retard. I mean, I’m all sweaty and gross, I don’t want him to see me like this. I wasn’t ready for him to just barge in like that! Not like I care about what he thinks… Continue reading You’ll Never Guess

Hey Sasuke! Fuck you!

I can’t believe these idiots. But I bet Naruto can. Because he believes fucking everything. Anyway. It’s April 1st. You know what that means. All of the April Fool’s Day fuckery is about and it’s so… Ugh! It’s like, the amount of annoying everyone is in this goddamn village multiplied¬†by over 9000. Ugh!! Okay I’m… Continue reading Hey Sasuke! Fuck you!

Gaara? More Like Get Outta My Face.

Seriously like this kid appears out of nowhere. Okay let me start from the beginning. So the Chunin Exams are coming up and I’m just sitting around up in this tree, right? Well I look down and see that idiot, Naruto, and a bunch of brats about to get beat up by some guy who… Continue reading Gaara? More Like Get Outta My Face.