I Called Him Oreo-Snake and He Got Mad At Me…

Orochimaru gave me the day off today, and since I’ve already had enough of looking at trees and frogs, I decided to come inside and write a blog post since it’s been a little while. I couldn’t think of anything to write about so I googled “writing prompts”and found a few that I think will… Continue reading I Called Him Oreo-Snake and He Got Mad At Me…

Gaara? More Like Get Outta My Face.

Seriously like this kid appears out of nowhere. Okay let me start from the beginning. So the Chunin Exams are coming up and I’m just sitting around up in this tree, right? Well I look down and see that idiot, Naruto, and a bunch of brats about to get beat up by some guy who… Continue reading Gaara? More Like Get Outta My Face.

Itachi: Is He Gay or European?

We all know my stupid brother, Itachi. He’s a total snob. Which brings us to our next question: Why is he so salty? Is he, y’know, gay? Or just European? With that being said, how about we take a closer look at him, starting with the way he dresses. So I snuck into that guy’s  room the… Continue reading Itachi: Is He Gay or European?

Naruto? More Like Naretarded Am I Right?

Like seriously. Just look at him. That’s a face only a mother could love… Oh wait. :I But really though, Naruto is a mess. He thinks he’s so great because he has some rodent demon inside him, how pathetic. God I just hate him so much. I don’t mean to sound like one of those… Continue reading Naruto? More Like Naretarded Am I Right?